Top 50 Films of the Aughts

I grouped The Matrix Trilogy (including the 1999 original) and the LOTR films. Bite me.

Hulk

The Matrix Trilogy

The Lord of the Rings

The Dark Knight

King Kong

Let the Right One In

Donnie Darko

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Ginger Snaps

The Lives of Others

Casino Royale

No Country For Old Men

Eastern Promises

Battle Royale

The Bourne Ultimatum

Kill Bill: Vol. 1

Capturing the Friedmans

Memories of Murder

V For Vendetta

War of the Worlds

Batman Begins

Shaolin Soccer

Hard Candy

Love Exposure

Hard Candy

The Bourne Supremacy

Bloody Sunday

Dogville

The Host

Children of Men

Brokeback Mountain

The Incredibles

Speed Racer

Oldboy

Memento

Cloverfield

Juno

Standard Operating Procedure

Red Cliff

Zodiac

United 93

Spirited Away

Borat

Infernal Affairs

Taegukgi

WALL-E

Spider

Spider-Man 2

Kung Fu Hustle

Awards Awards Awards

The award for Best Musical Artist With A Name That Is Simply A Single Word Repeated Three Times goes to:

Tennessee's own Melodic Death Metal vikings, Destroy Destroy Destroy! Here is their hit "Battle Upon the Arctic Plains" from the album Battle Sluts!

Destroy Destroy Destory took the lead when previous forerunner Bel Biv Devoe was disqualified on a technicality.

Award Season Continues

The award for The Best Song In The World Ever goes to: Gamma Ray, with "Rebellion in Dreamland" from 1995's Land of the Free!

Here it is, in it's purest form, set to scenes from The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.

If you think you know a song that is better than "Rebellion in Dreamland", you are a piece of shit, and I will tell you right to your piece-of-shit face. Hell, I will tell it to your mother's face. In fact, I'll write a letter right now to your fat mother telling her what an ugly piece of kid-touching shit you are. Oh look, I didn't even have to mail it, because she's right here, taking in the butt! On her way out, I'll just put my little note in her bra along with the two dollars I paid her! In the throws of anal orgasm she even exclaimed that you were born retarded, and would have no way of knowing a good song even if it punched you in your stupid, piece-of-shit, kid-touching, son-of-a-whore, born-retarded face.

What's your favorite song? Please post in the comments section.

Award Season

The award for Best Stoner Metal Song That Mentions MODOK goes to:

Monster Magnet, for "Baby Gotterdammerung" from 1998's Powertrip!

Below is a video of the song set to footage from Star Trek Voyager. It was either that, or one honoring the United States military. Frankly, Captain Janeway's plight is FAR more resonant, because while the troops are getting blown up in a desert, she is lost in the fucking Delta Quadrant.